"... for an encroachment permit (EP)?
Resident/Contractor: Yes, we’ll ... need to apply for the EP here, jump through a ring of fire, tame a bearded dragon, and head to Parking ..."
City Employee: What’s that? You’re applying for an encroachment permit (EP)? Resident/Contractor: Yes, we’ll be painting, and we’ll need to place scaffolding on the sidewalk, I think we’ll need to take up two parking spaces as well. City Employee: Okay, you’ll need to apply for the EP here, jump through a ring of fire, tame...